Anna Nicoles funeral dress

Anna Nicole was buried in a gown that would be at home on a Barbie doll. I got a lot of heat for calling her funeral, which featured a pink velvet covering on her casket festooned with feathers and ribbons, tacky. (I took it back and admitted to it so dont bash me on that

Anna Nicole was buried in a gown that would be at home on a Barbie doll. I got a lot of heat for calling her funeral, which featured a pink velvet covering on her casket festooned with feathers and ribbons, “tacky.” (I took it back and admitted to it so don’t bash me on that same point again please.) This dress isn’t tacky, it just looks like it’s made for a young girl, which was to her taste. She was filmed speaking baby-talk, so that’s probably what she was into. People commented that it’s what she wanted and that it’s a funeral, after all. I get your point and am contrite. (I’m not a hypocrite, though, and I didn’t like her when she was alive and my opinion hasn’t changed now that she died. I do hope she rests in peace and no one deserves to die young.)

Us Weekly has the details of the gown, which she had custom made in a prescient or wishful moment:

Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral was modeled after a wedding, right down to her ball gown.

“Every stitch was a labor of love,” says Beverly Hills designer Pol’ Atteu, who crafted the dress that Smith wore for her burial on March 2. “My tears are all over that dress.”

The pink and ivory gown (with a matching tiara) was made of French lace, pearls and Swarovski crystals and took a day and a half to make.

The heart design and embroidered silk flowers over the bust symbolize Smith’s devastation over son Daniel’s death, “She died of a broken heart.”

And O.J. Simpson wants everyone to know that he, too, slept with Anna Nicole. According to a guy named Norm Pardo, who is ostensibly O.J.’s buddy since he took a lot of video of him, the double-muderer claimed he slept with Anna back in 1994 when they were filming Naked Gun 331/3 together. Of course O.J. had to throw his hat into the ring for paternity of Dannielynn, and supposedly said he has “slow-moving” sperm so she could be his. He then made a completely tasteless joke saying that if Dannielynn was his that Ron Goldman (the father of the young man he murdered) would try to sieze her money. That’s great, O.J. You should be in jail awaiting appeal now, so STFU. Be grateful you breathe fresh air every day.

Thanks to US Weekly for the gown pictures.

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